SOOOOOOOO... This guy pictured above has to be THE GREATEST PUP to be placed in the human world. He is the official dog of MP3 along with a few heres and theres from Nia's pup.
CARSON LANGSTON III
I love my dog. He is a girl's best friend. He listens when no one else does and doesn't even say a word. Sweet!!!.. He is OVER fly. Check him out. He has sweaters, jackets, jerseys, and polos. COOOOMMMMMMEEEE ONNNNNNN....
Unfortunately comma he has had his "little man junk" (Nia's saying) taken away. (Insert pout face). That's ok. He still pulls BIG BITCHES (literally) and all the CYBER GIRLS in the human world.
Why he's dope:
1. he ALWAYS lets you have the floor. No questions asked...
2. he's black and white... my little mulatto pup
3. he's the cutest... duh!!!!
4. his style is dope.. thanks to the pretty ladies spending their money on him... which leads us to #5
5. he's a pimp... well, just a regular man
6. he knows when to play and when to go to BED....
7. he's well mannered... when he wants to be
8. he fights off evil (i.e. little kids and fat men)
well... with that being said, contact one of the proper misses of MP3 for inquires on how to score a date with our pup... (serious applicants only)...
Until 5 minutes from now,
eB.
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yea he's a cutie ;)
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